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Saturday, December 1, 2012

PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…


"Se non è vero, è ben trovato."
even if it is not true, it is well conceived
or
Don't let reality ruin a good story 

PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…


Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy
What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.

HERE’S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.


Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills
outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of
throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about
inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.


An example of the stupid emails I get about this satirical piece of humor:

"Carefully vetted news" ?! Hardly . The media doesnt report this b/c its not true. Bikers would be jailed for human endangerment & PETA does not protest/attack large groups for leather - leather is a byproduct of killing the animal, not the primary (like meat & fur). Check your facts.  

Geez, talk about letting reality ruin a good story. 

7 comments:

Dan Gray said...


An idea whose time has come.
Amerika is so proud of giving their sponsored revolutions across the big pond names of colors. Orange green pink ,whatever. I propose that the initiators of the new Amerikan revolution, name theirs the silver revolution. Imagine every lamp post in the land bedecked with duct taped politicians and the corrupt men in blue who protect them as well as the Wall street crowd who have raped the country. Non violent, kick start for the economy with duct tape manufacturers leading the way. Leave the bastards hanging for few days so everyone gets the chance to show their contempt by pissing on each and every one. Could be a boon for the purveyors of water also to be sure no one runs out of piss. viva la silver revolution. Oops! forgot the evil CIA, TSA and the myriad of other alphabet organizations ( protecting ) the country. Duct tape and lamp post manufacturers should be notified well in advance to increase production. The possibilities and creativity for fun are endless. Imagine several of the bastards duct taped to each of the growing fleet of drones
about to darken our skies. Entrepreneurship can flourish once again with start up companies avoiding the onerous colored red tape so popular with government types.. The creative thinking of the Amerikan people will be unleashed. Lets see , duct tape spider webs at the entrances and exits of their subterranean refuges, duct tape sidewalks on every escape route , duct tape bolas to ensnare the legs of the endless lines of riot police. Don't forget enough for all their mouths so we do not have to listen to them whine and fear monger. Duct tape, a weapon of mass construction.

Anonymous said...

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...

Anonymous said...

made my day right there up your nose peta

Anonymous said...

I'm going to the hardware store first thing tomorrow and purchase a dozen rolls of duct tape. We have a few "tree huggers" around here that might need some special care and re-education. Don't know if I have enough money to get all the duct tape I need for the politicians that are begging to be taped. Now's a good time to get them, they've come home from Washington instead of staying and working out a solution to the fiscal mess they've caused. Here Senator and Congressman, here boys.

Knott said...

Oh. Hell Yes. I'ld laugh and Piss on em 2.

Anonymous said...

My fav. Comment

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...

Once the water balloons were thrown I'd say game on PETA!

Anonymous said...

Serves them right, why do they think they can attack anybody, and when they got duct taped, they are p@zzed off.. Well done bikers.